December 2011
mom: why are you smiling at the computer
paranoia: lol everyone thinks you're boring and ugly haha someones talking about you right now omg your friends don't even like you that much they just pretend because they don't wanna sound mean but really you bore them and are so awkward no one can even bear to talk to you and everyone thinks you're weird because you actually are haha you're gonna die alone.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Radical Face (33)
Angus & Julia Stone (14)
蔡依林 (6)
Alicia Keys (4)
Birdy (3)
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withlovecass:
i need another bag and maybe a clutch and clothes argh
Don’t we all
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
– Tina Fey (via forlovers)